But he's the author of THE PIGMAN! How could he fail?

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  But he's the author of THE PIGMAN! How could he fail?

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  "Regarding my cleavage, Ron—Halve it your way™!"

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  Hamburger, baby, just one bite? Pleassse?

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  This is a book dum.bass

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  I've got the IN-N-OUT URGE!

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  I remember finding this book in my English teacher's classroom and laughing my fucking ass off. Thank you for reminding me this exists.

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  When Bae is giving your invisible hamburger the looks

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  there's a hand in her leg the girl

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  lel

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  Boy are we gunna do this or what? I'm cold as fuk! Never mind, take me home!

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  But...you look so juicy.