It's not safe to be friends with THIS guy.

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  It's not safe to be friends with THIS guy.

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  NEVER, EVER EVER, go to Freddie's house for drinks.

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  That's a bummer.......

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  I laughed. Now I feel sorry for him.

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  By friends I mean victims of course muhahahaha

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  Stop hanging out in a graveyard

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  I wonder why..........

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  After he left the graveyard, he went to his parent's house and found their dead bodies

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  ....because they killed themselves after hearing me sing

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  No witnesses

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  That's a bummer........

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  All units... Be On the Look Out for one Freddie Gage

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  Freddies first album "All my friends are dead" shocked the music world and went straight into number one. However, with most artists he had "Second album" problems. "I watched my mother die of cancer" never did quite live upto the hype.

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  But I didn't murder them or anything...

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  ... and very tasty!

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  mm.. yes, but those shoes..jeez!

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  That's a bummer........

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  So that's what turbonegro looks like